I just read this thread and OMG the wedding I had tonight fits in perfectly.   Any time the pastor would address either the bride or groom, the video guy would make a mad dash across the stage so he had a good view of the party speaking.  The first time it happened the bride whipped around to see what was going on and the pastor stopped talking.  It happened about 4 times total.  I was horrified watching it happen.

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Boriken Warrior:

I took it off my back and when you were not looking, I stuck it to yours.

so.....you were the one.

Remember how I told you you needed to change names with someone so they wouldn't pick on you?  Koa took my advice!

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gnrhaze:

I have a wedding in July and I was planning on crawling on my hands and knees up the center aisle and laying on the floor to get some shots.  Would that not be appropriate?

Be sure to wear the low cut pants so the thong will show........

(snickering....)

Believe it or not, this is something I have seen......

Photographer steps down front, kneels.......

....it was bright yellow and didn't do a good job of covering what it was intended to cover.

Alright! Whooooo ratted on me! Way just kidding there!   But that is exactly why I recommended black undies in Patrick's post! LOL!

I don't know if I will get beat up or not but I am one of the ones who ducks low and goes down the aisle near the front.  I don't have a zoom for low light but got to borrow one recently... I didn't like it... prefer my 85 and 50 primes but they don't reach far enough to not go down front... sigh... i sure hope I am never as distracting as the op described...

I believe the proper protocol is to wear church camo clothing, low crawl under the pews and shoot between peoples legs.

cort

omg I was a guest at a wedding last night and the "photog" she came w the venue i think she had on a TANK TOP and SHORTS! and her bra straps were showing!! she kept asking the guests to move places.

when i say move places I mean she would ask them to move out of her way. not an excuse me, but more of a can I stand/sit there ... I was always taught you get the pic w/o bothering the guests